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[04 Feb 2006|03:40am] |
today you're gonna be so sick so sick you'll prop your forehead on the sink say oh christ oh jesus christ my head's gonna crack like a bank tonight you'll fall asleep in clothes-so late like a candy bar wrapped up for lunch that's all you get to taste poverty and spit poverty and spit nausea bloody red eyes go to nausea bloody red eyes go to nausea bloody red eyes go to sleep you're talking out of harmony you can't remember what you said cut it out you feel retarded take the sissors saw the head...
Did i mention, I HATE.
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[28 Jan 2006|01:46am] |
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As far as i know, i dont know. Shut Up.
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[11 Dec 2005|01:10pm] |
why do guys have to drive me crazy?
I like daniel. Everyone else are my firneds, ok?
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[09 Oct 2005|07:30pm] |
We broke up. God I miss him already.
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[06 Oct 2005|02:23pm] |
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In the pretend world
We all are very awake
In the pretend world
We all look sterile and fake
In this atmosphere
We all could chatter for days
In the pretend world
We never admit our mistakes
But in the real world
Were hiding alone and ashamed
And we cant live while
Because were addicted to pain
You see I cannot feel this
No matter how you try
In the real world
We cant deny
In the pretend world
We gaze into empty eyes
We have to amuse ourselves
With adultery tales and white lines
But in the real world
Where fools tormented for sport
We sew up our mouths
So we cant admit or retort
You see I cannot say this
Please don't ask me why
In the real world
We cant deny
You see I cannot feel this
No matter how you try
In the real world
We cant deny
You see I cannot say this
Please don't ask me why
In the real world
We cant deny
In my pretend world
We all are very awake
In this atmosphere
We all look starstruck and vague
You see I never loved you
No matter how you tried
In the real world
There's no goodbye
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[25 Sep 2005|12:42am] |
You are Johnny! Also known as Nny. You're
undoubtedly insane. You've been through it all
... heaven, hell, and back from the dead. You
don't just hear voices .. they communicate to
you through a psycho dough-boy, an old pet
bunny you nailed to your wall, and Mr. Eff.
Which Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
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| This ones for jesse... CONVERT!!! CONVERT!!!! |
[23 Sep 2005|08:43am] |
Blonde guy: Like Oh my God, welcome to Star-schmucks coffee houses!
Ahhh my I take your order? Hello…!
Germaine: ahh yes can I get a Viente white chocolate mocha thingy
Foamy: I want a fucking Large Hazelnut Coffee not that other sucky taste you have… it’s fucking nasty, spare me the under-taste!
Blonde Guy: We don’t have “Large”…. Bitch
Foamy: (looking at Germaine) ahh excuse me he did not just say he. “didn’t have large?”
Germaine: yeah he did
Foamy: Well what the fuck does that mean? No Large, well what is there?
Germaine: No No, you see they changed the names of the sizes for the cups of coffee.
Foamy: What does that mean!?
Germaine: Looook!.. see (grabs a cup) Small is now called “Tall” Medium is now “Grande” and Large is “Vien-tee”
Foamy: Vien-tee? What kind of Nazi speak is that? And how the fuck can a small cup of coffee be called tall!? Forgive my Squirrelly ignorance, but isn’t “small” the opposite of “tall”?
Germaine: Ahh yeah, in the real world it is anyway.
Foamy: Oh I see what they’re doing! They call “small” “tall” because it makes the customer feel good when they pay $3 for a urine sample sized cup of coffee swill! This way it seems like they are getting more because the word “tall” is stuck into their psyche. I see their psychological marketing trickery! You tricky bastards that’s what you all are! Fucking tricky1
Germaine: (rolls eyes) yeah, whatever.
Foamy: ahhh don’t give me that shit! When was the last time you went to “Taco-Hell” and ordered a taco “grande” and got a medium sized taco
And Vien-tee isn’t even a word! It’s some fucking “hoighty toighty phrase used to make people feel more sophisticated when ordering a large coffee so when they part with the $5 for the coffee they don’t feel like a fucking moron.
Germaine: are you saying I’m not sophisticated?
Foamy: I’m saying you’re fucking stupid!
Fuck this shit I can get a “tall” cup of coffee for 50c around the corner!
Blonde guy: but then you don’t get the trendy Star-Schmucks coffee cup that you like carry around like a status symbol…. man.
Foamy: you can take a “vien-tee” razor and shove it up your ass, you tall-brained moron I hope you choke on a biscotti !
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[26 Apr 2005|01:07pm] |
The devil is back in burbank to make all of our lives hell.
woooo
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